All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

You've swallowed a planet! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You've swallowed a planet!

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You've swallowed a planet! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You've swallowed a planet! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

You've swallowed a planet! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.